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haha god damn I wish I was high right now

Dont we all :)

If only we could share weed over tumblr :(



How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

i’d probably find a way to fuck that up 

reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this


When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay



If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan